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Post by Selina Classen on Oct 25, 2004 0:00:13 GMT -5
Before I start, let me just give you a vibe of how bored I am at the moment: Go to this website www.snapbubbles.com/ . Here, you can pop bubble wrap (stuff used for packaging). I have been virtually popping bubble wrap for the last 1/2 hour. What is the world coming to - we dont even need to find "real" bubble wrap anymore, it can be virtually popped on the net..... So, on a totally unrelated topic, lets think of those annoying little questions that have no answers. I have been stirring on a number of questions today. I think my head is about to explode....or implode?? 1. How do you think the "do not walk on grass" signs get there? 2. Can a person with no ears wear glasses. 3. What do vegetarians feed their dogs? So, go on and knock yourself out....and if you have found a site as pointless as my bubblewrap site, please share it with the group.... |
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Post by Adam Stowe (admin) on Oct 25, 2004 13:13:30 GMT -5
Those are some cool questions.
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Post by Drindle on Oct 25, 2004 18:37:59 GMT -5
1. aliens
2. sometimes
3. aliens.
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Post by Selina Classen on Oct 25, 2004 21:56:18 GMT -5
Mmmm....I see where you are getting at BUT, question 3, how could a vegetarian feed a dog an alien....isnt alien flesh a meat??
Speaking of aliens, if you swich the letters in my name around, it spells aliens....and I have pointy ears like an alien. I will post a picture of it tomorrow....Freaky? I think I am an alien
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Post by Drindle on Oct 25, 2004 22:14:06 GMT -5
beware of vegatarians with dogs.
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Post by Selina Classen on Oct 25, 2004 23:42:53 GMT -5
Can a person with no fingers press charges?
If there are earthquakes on Mars, are they called Marsquakes?
I know, these ones are lame today. I didnt get much time to research today.
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Post by Adam Stowe (admin) on Oct 26, 2004 6:24:20 GMT -5
Highly important research. ;D
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Post by Drindle on Oct 26, 2004 13:25:22 GMT -5
i like the first one, that is brilliant
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Post by BrittBratt on Oct 26, 2004 21:21:18 GMT -5
in america we park in driveways and drive on parkways, and why do 24 hr stores have locks on them?
oldies but golden
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Post by Adam Stowe (admin) on Oct 27, 2004 6:05:21 GMT -5
They are good ones.
How bout this...
If dracula has no reflection, how come the parting in his hair is always so straight?
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Post by Adam Stowe (admin) on Oct 27, 2004 6:27:50 GMT -5
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked out?
What colour do smurfs feel when they are down?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
Why are marbles never made of marble?
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Post by Aneurysm on Oct 28, 2004 16:17:56 GMT -5
Great!
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Post by BrittBratt on Oct 31, 2004 15:27:19 GMT -5
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
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Post by Adam Stowe (admin) on Nov 1, 2004 11:09:07 GMT -5
Q.Do you have any disabled toilets?
A. No, they're all working thankyou!
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Post by BrittBratt on Nov 7, 2004 21:19:38 GMT -5
"wow, a flying limo! now iv'e seen everything"
~"have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
~"then u havent seen everything"
TEAM AMERICA!!
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